February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
5 posts
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
joannesongjiawen:
Name and Date:
The rest of the paper:
Soo...
If you realized I followed you… this isn’t the blog I use much of anymore…
http://zeemoney.tumblr.com/
That’s the one you want to follow :) it’s much more active…. funny…. and… me! :D
October 2011
1 post
2 tags
September 2011
2 posts
My Chapel Choir Family
Two days ago, I was in my favorite place to be on campus. I was sitting in Maria Smith’s office relaxing between my classes with Julie Baker. We were all chatting as usual but this particular day I had the urge to write down about. So just go with me on this.
The conversation had drifted to the fact that Julie Baker wasn’t going to help with the wedding, due to some other plans...
August 2011
13 posts
1 tag
When I tell you "I'll always be here for you"
I mean I will
Will be that shoulder to cry on anytime
answer the phone in the middle of the night if you call
Give advice everytime you need it
Be a great listener
Give you hugs and try to calm you down when you’re mad/sad
Literally mean I will be here for you unlike some people.
1 tag
2 tags
Reasons why I sometimes don't text back:
simply-life:
- The conversation isn’t going anywhere. - You said something to upset/ annoy me. - You gave an awkward reply/ asked an awkward question. - My battery’s running low. - I’m lazy to text back.
But most the time it’s because: - I’m busy, so I read your text, but then later on I forget to reply back.
Two churches located across the street from each...
funnypants:
leighway:
harryjamespooter | paranoidrobot:
FREE DOG SOULS WITH CONVERSION
CATHOLIC PRIDE
I....
Am now a part of Pottermore! ^_^ Now I can rest in peace.
July 2011
25 posts
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
greeengummybear11:
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I reblogged this shit like 5times lmfaoo
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oyeah. FTW!
This amused me c:
HAHAHA OMG O.O
lmao. gpoy.
EPIC!
Lol must read xD !!
liking this for future reference lolololol
sooo doing this when my report card is bad xD
HAHAHAHA!
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A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next...
(via ruhruhroxanne, m1llion)
“Maybe I was born in a different universe, but I think sweatpants are amazingly...”
– Zee
Watch
Watchhamidalola:
pleasecatchmewhenifall:
beautifulbreakingheart:
whychocolate:
fortheloveofree:
kidmarvel:
I wish I could show every girl…
Black, White, Yellow, Brown, Purple, Red, Orange, I don’t care….
Listen…
This is the sweetest thing ever, I love him for this. ♥
“Something a dude says to a girl can stick with them forever.”
MY BOO <3
Real ass man. #Respect
This is...
Reblog if you didn't know you could use the J and...
pt-babycakes:
the-absolute-funniest:
fuckyeaahgomez:
mistarniceguy:
hahah JK SCROLLING
^ LOL
Follow The Funniest Posts of Tumblr Blog
That picture is LITERALLY the face I JUST MADE. :O
imuustache:
See, this is the type of stuff that belongs on the news. Like all over. This is great news
So... I have 47 followers on one blog and 11 on...
my other one is http://zeemoney.tumblr.com/ :) it’s more active… and it’s more… my silly personality blog :)
June 2011
12 posts
Watchzoeawesome:
fuckyeah-nerdery:
chocolate-covered:
Why homosexuality should be banned.
I agree with him wholeheartedly.
this is a great video. actuallllly gonna be SUPER USEFUL for sociology. *claps*
